Standards
Two American girls in the queue to the Imperial War Museum.
FIRST GIRL: And I came down in the morning and Louise was
clipping her toenails on my deck.
SECOND GIRL: No!
FIRST GIRL: I was like, how gross? I mean I walk barefeet on there, I don't want to be picking bits of her toenail out of my feet.
SECOND GIRL: She's done it now, she's gonna have to go.