Marital Harmony
A couple of our former neighbours have been screaming at each other in their garden.
HER: I wish I’d never bloody moved to this place!
HIM: Me either! You go out wi yer mates and you’ll drop yer knickers for anyone for alf a lager!
HER: Well what about you!
HIM: That were only once! (Assumes an air of injured dignity) Anyway, I’ve paid fer that.