The Adventurer

A well-known adventurer is sat in a doctor’s waiting room, talking on a mobile phone as other patients, unable not to listen, variously grimace or turn pale.

ADVENTURER:
Yes dear I’ve been everywhere. I’ve just seen two experts on the subject and it doesn’t look good… Well this is frostbite not an in-growing toenail darling…Yes well it sounds like both the fingers and toes are in for some pretty rough treatment... Hmm? Well it sounds like they have to cut the skin on each of the infected fingers and toes, peel it back off the bone and then scrape back the bone or something… Ah well could have been worse… Hmmm? Oh yes… Yes chicken would be fine.


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