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Properly Ventilated

Two quite elderly ladies are browsing the aisles in the lingerie department of a store in Croydon. One pauses by a particularly glamorous range of black, brief, and very sheer seduction-wear.

LADY 1: Well I don’t know…

LADY 2: Do you think it might pinch?

LADY 1:
I think he might. What do you reckon? High-leg or French?

LADY 2: Oooooh I like a G-string meself. Nice and aeriating!