Owls
An owl handler at a park open day is showing a snowy owl to the visitors.
VISITOR: How old is she mate?
HANDLER: Twelve. Looks good doesn’t she?
VISITOR: She’s a belter. Not scared of the kids is she?
HANDLER: She’s not. I am. Candy floss
VISITOR: Eh?
HANDLER: Your first lesson in caring for owls mate. Feathers and candy floss…
He shudders.
HANDLER:
They don’t mix!